Meditating on Return to the Fair. Does anyone else not like this ride that much? I’m so happy that Beary Tales is in the park, but the choice to make it a 3D shooter shot it in the foot. Most of the ride you’re looking at screens for things to shoot, which just isn’t memorable. By far the most fun part of the ride is the fortune telling camp and the tunnel sequence, because that’s when you’re actually looking around.
Beyond the actual ride experience, the fact that it’s a shooter meant that the vehicles are absolutely massive, only seat four, and load very very slow. This ride breaks down more than anything else in the park, and even at maximum efficiency the loading sucks.
It’s absolutely amazing having the Beary Tales characters so heavily featured all over the park, and the merch and store for this ride are in my opinion the best I’ve ever seen for any theme park, ever. But the way they actually brought Beary Tales back is like… a 6 or 7 out of 10. It should’ve just been an all practical dark ride with 2D screens used for backgrounds or smaller effects.