Had a friend that just went to the preview. Grandma (a young 60), her son and DIL and their 3 kids (4, 2, infant).
Oldest was tall enough for JW coaster, middle tall enough for Trolls.
The exact demo they want- good money, young family, local in Prosper (just north of Frisco), buys souvenirs and freestyle cups, etc.
Had been to disney and universal both before a couple times (kids haven’t)- but they are by no means theme park aficionados.
Here is the review from a non-theme park normie grandma:
Asher is a huge rollercoaster fan!! Leo was not quite tall enough for the Jurassic blue one - which he was not happy about. It was a perfect day, hot, but had a little bit of a breeze. The splash areas were very fun. They did not want to leave.
Only negative, was it took them 40 mins to serve our lunch. We ordered a hot dog, Mac n cheese and 3 chicken bowls. I honestly think they lost our order. Still have some pre-opening issues at Jurassic canteen. But, food was good and hot when it finally came out. Other than that, it was a great day!
I asked about the theming:
Decorations were ok, could have been more 3D than just cutouts. But, for the ages that they are aiming for - it was great. Food was very good when we got it.
And… the most important part-
Asher said it was the best day of his life
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ETA- from the dad:
Man it was great!! The kids loved it.
Asher was belly laughing and screaming on the roller coaster! It was freaking awesome man!!! Think it might be one of his first core memories
I asked if he would go back:
Oh we will definitely go back! Moriah already looked into getting us passes but it said sold out.
Asked if he did minions:
We did the minion ride it was a lot of fun. They also have guns that people can shoot water at you as you go under bridges and stuff
We did some random roller coaster at first can’t remember name, then minions ride, then SpongeBob bus, bikini bottom splash pad, Jurassic park 9 times, some “Superman” ride, then Jurassic park again
Both of them specifically mentioned how great the team members were there as well. As in; over the top great.
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If the kids give a “best day of my life” response, the parents will enjoy it regardless just to see their kids that happy. The sentiment seems to be similar to folks who have taken their kids in moms groups my wife is in as well. I don’t think we’ll be seeing this park on defunctland and instead see another one pop up in Park City or similar.
Never forget we aren’t the general public (for good or bad).