I have a crush on the preshow narrator (because he sounds like the alien leader from Flight of Fear at Kings Island/Kings Dominion, a.k.a. Krazeb; same VA) so I nicknamed him Skye because Cyberdyne sounds similar to Cyberguy (Sky Cyberguy, anyone??)
Skye has this sense of humour and sarcasm that makes me wanna drop to my knees for him. I wish that he had a more prominent role in the attraction. Just imagine him using weapons and wearing armour with a helmet... :')
I just hate how they replaced him with a woman. I know it was a different company probably, but women as narrators are way too stereotypical nowadays. I could care less about the "makes more pay attention" thing. Men as narrators were common in the '90s. Bring them back. Kings Dominion recently rethemed Flight of Fear to an ancient Mayan UFO to better fit with the location it's in, but they kept Krazeb. Why couldn't they just get Jim Cummings to record new Skye dialogue??
(P.S. the woman's name is Sara, and she's Skye's girlfriend. The two have one child, and Skye has a younger brother named Chateau who's basically Cat from CatDog as