Hi, I'm Bill Paxton

[Youtherevmk]

...ok I lied, no I'm not, BUT much like Bill Paxton I am no longer at Universal, or any of the Orlando parks sadly. :'( A friend of mine (@Frogki), however, told me about a magical site where I could stay up to date with all of the Orlando news/gossip. At first I have to say I thought he was mentally unstable to suggest that such a site could exist, but alas here I am in the promise land!

Long story short, I love Disney/Universal parks, I'm a huge goofball, always love a good pun, and I enjoy making friends. (Especially Orlando vloggers, if there are any here I'd love to watch your videos )

 

[Teebin]

You are such a goon. And that is not meant as an insult.

 

[Frogki]

Welcome John, glad to see you here! You'll fit right in... And as usual, you've left me laughing with your post

 

[Youtherevmk]

You are such a goon. And that is not meant as an insult.

*slowly rises from kneeling position*

Thank you, I shall wear that title with pride.

 

[Brian G.]

...ok I lied, no I'm not, BUT much like Bill Paxton I am no longer at Universal, or any of the Orlando parks sadly. :'( A friend of mine (@Frogki), however, told me about a magical site where I could stay up to date with all of the Orlando news/gossip. At first I have to say I thought he was mentally unstable to suggest that such a site could exist, but alas here I am in the promise land!

Long story short, I love Disney/Universal parks, I'm a huge goofball, always love a good pun, and I enjoy making friends. (Especially Orlando vloggers, if there are any here I'd love to watch your videos )

Welcome! Thanks for joining!

 

[Galaxy Defender]

always love a good pun, and I enjoy making friends. (Especially Orlando vloggers, if there are any here I'd love to watch your videos )

Q: What do you do to punish a punster for punnelling your punny bone too many times?

A: You send him to a punitentiary.

 

[Porkchop]

Hi Not Bill, Welcome!

 

[Mad Dog]

One of the best introductions I can remember. Welcome to the civil & friendly confines of OU.